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Things to make life more interesting

Mon May 9, 2005, 8:41 PM
Walk in ovens

Scrath-and-sniff fish

Moving in slow motion and self made theme music

Condement raids

Screeming "AH! the lights" in the middle of an arcade and faking a siezure

Sample ladies in grocery stores

Playing soccer, jousting, raceing, and experimenting with cintriphical force, all in rollie chairs

random obscurities that include full body animal costumes

COmplimenting fellow males on their physique, while they are urinating

Ferrets

Bowler Hats

Faking a foriegn language

Faking a twitch

Implimenting made up words or subliminal messages into everyday speech

Speech impediments

Streaking

Giving strangers hugs/confusing looks

Cherry Flavored Grenades

Runnign backward across a parking lot

Playing catch with flaming arrows

French Accents

Inanimate objects

Animals that chase their tale

Racing across a vice covered meadow

Very clean glass doors

Wet floors

Attempting to fly

Failing to fly

Weak tree limbs

Talking to imaginary friends

Imaginary friends who talk back

Electric eel scarfs

Cow tipping in the rain

SLip-n-slides redesigned to launch one's self off a roof

Fake lottery tickets

Poprocks and soda

Playing catch with fireworks

Real-looking wax fruit

Not-so-frozen ponds

Babies with big Heads

ice cream fights

Screaming Obscurities

Names you can't pronounce

Concluding intercom anouncements with "the gods have spoken"

Misguessing someone's gender

Duck-taping a stuffed penguin to a skateboard, a watch around its neck set to beep in 3 min., a nice loby to roll it into with a sign attached saying "THIS SHITS GONNA BLOW!"
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  • Current Residence: Home
  • Interests: stuff that interests me
  • Favourite movie: Ocean's Eleven
  • Favourite band or musician: Skillet
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock/Punk
  • Favourite poet or writer: E. E. Cummings/ Micheal Chrihton/ Ray Bradbury

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~hangingbyathread Aug 1, 2007, 10:40:43 PM
your style has changed sooo much!
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~happymoronic Sep 25, 2005, 10:15:51 PM
Thank you for being wonderfully amazed,
it made me tickly.

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NIGHT NEIGHBORS :plug:
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~EverybodyLookAtMe Aug 30, 2005, 4:09:54 PM
You need an avatar! Until you have one, you are briefly suspended from my friend's list.

:smooch:

Love you!
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~Everthrae Jul 23, 2005, 12:15:46 AM
You have visited my gallery once and I forgot to say: Thanks :) Sorry.
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~Raynings Jul 1, 2005, 7:00:01 PM
ur a very gifted poet, nice style and voice, they rly get to u as good poems should bravo, again ur talented...keep it up

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I am comfortable in my crazy, are you? That is the question
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I tried to get over you dozens of times but each time I looked at u I tripped, and that scares the bageezies out of me cuz it means I care when I don't wanna...
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~darthviking Jun 30, 2005, 4:00:07 PM
Ok. I'm sorry man, that was really really mean of me. It's just. Your working a lot lately, and I never know when you aren't. So if you want to do something, just give me a call. I'm usually at home bored out of my mind. Also, dude, don't smoke. That's just plain stupid. And you know it. So, yeah. I'm sorry man. Give me a call sometime. We'll get together and do something. I promise I won't be a jerk.

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"Fear is the path to the darkside. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."-:yoda: :jedi:
:icondarthviking:
~darthviking Jun 30, 2005, 9:01:04 AM
So, I hear that your smoking now. That's f-ing great, let me tell you. Seems to me that you keep on going downhill. Dude, you were one of my best friends. Now... now it's like I never hear from you. Your always working it seems. You complain about me never calling you, you can just as easily pick up a phone and give me a call. I know that you still have all of my numbers. Another thing; you've complained about all of the problems in your life. What have I constantly told you? LIFE SUCKS!!! And your life is no where near the worst it can be. And if you really wantted, you could/should tell your parents what you really think. Chances are that they won't be as mad at you as you believe they will. Plus, in your writting you do seem like you want everyone to pay attention to you, and constantly tell you how great you are (I know that Rys told you this same thing, but I've thought it for quite a long time). Dude, you are a good writer. I truly think that. That's really all I have to say. Again, you can just as easily pick up a phone and call me.

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"Fear is the path to the darkside. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."-:yoda: :jedi:
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~Senai May 30, 2005, 5:26:23 PM
hey, nice work. yay for e. e. cummings.
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~EverybodyLookAtMe Apr 29, 2005, 4:27:22 AM
Thanks for the NOTHER favourite. And a'scuse the childish grammar.
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